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Spoiler alert >!The Rear Admiral's Rear.!<

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1. For Star Wars day; What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm!

2. There’s no fancy glassware aboard the Millennium Falcon.

Just Solo cups.

3. Killer Driver

"That's it! I'm not riding with that driver again," the wife said, throwing her shopping bags onto the floor. "This is almost the *third* time he's nearly gotten me killed!" "Honey," her husband replied softly, "give the man another chance..."

4. What is an elephant's favorite novel genre?

High phantasy.

5. My cousin accused me of stealing his personal identification number.

I can’t believe he’d try to PIN this on me!

6. I went to a nightclub last night but it was a total sausage fest.

The music was good though. They played some bangers.

7. The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns…

The husband looked at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

8. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

“Use the horse, Luke!”

9. I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they’re standing too.

10. Husband: I wanna die; wife: let me die with you

Husband: I can’t have a moment of peace with you, can I?

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